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A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
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LONDON HOTEL & MUSEUMS

MUSEUMS IN LONDON

BANK OF ENGLAND MUSEUM	Bartholomew Lane EC2	0207 601 5545
BRITISH MUSEUM	Great Russell Street WC1	0207 323 8000
BUCKINGHAM PALACE	Buckingham Palace SW1	0207 321 2233
NATIONAL GALLERY	Trafalgar Square WC2	0207 747 2885
NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM	Cromwell Road SW7	0207 942 5000
SCIENCE MUSEUM	Exhibition Road SW7	0207 942 4000
VICTORIA & ALBERT MUSEUM	Cromwell Road SW7	0207 942 2000

HOTELS IN LONDON

Athenaeum Hotel	116 Piccadilly W1	0207 499 3464
Baileys Hotel	140 Gloucester Road SW7	0207 373 6000
Basil Street Hotel	8 Basil Street SW3	0207 581 3311
Blakes Hotel	33 Roland Gardens SW7	0207 370 6701
Blooms Hotel	7 Montague Street WC1	0207 323 1717
Bonnington Hotel	92 Southampton Row WC1	0207 242 2828
Capital Hotel	22 Basil Street SW3	0207 589 5171
Central Park	49 Queensborough Terrace W2	0207 229 2424
Charing Cross Hotel	The Strand WC2	0207 839 7282
Churchill Inter-continental	30 Portman Square W1	0207 486 5800
Claridge's	Brook Street Mayfair W1	0207 629 8860
Conrad Hotel	Chelsea Harbour SW10	0207 823 3000
Cumberland Hotel	Great Cumberland Place W1	0207 262 1234
Dorchester Hotel	53 Park Lane W1	0207 629 8888
Drury Lane Moat House	10 Drury Lane WC2	0207 208 9988
Dukes Hotel	35 St James's Place SW1	0207 491 4840
Euston Plaza Hotel	17-18 Upper Woburn Place WC1	0207 383 4105
Forty Seven Park Street Hotel	47 Park Street W1	0207 491 7282
Hilton National Olympia Hotel	380 Kensington High Street W14	0207 603 3333
Holiday Inn Kings Cross	1 Kings Cross Road WC1	0207 833 3900
Holiday Inn Mayfair Hotel	3 Berkeley Street W1	0207 493 8282
Hotel Inter-continental	1 Hamilton Place Hyde Park Corner W1	0207 409 3131
Hotel Russell	Russell Square WC1	0207 837 6479
Hyatt Carlton Tower Hotel	Cadogan Place SW1	0207 235 1234
London Hilton On Park Lane	22 Park Lane W1	0207 493 8000
London Kensington Hilton	179-199 Holland Park Avenue W11	0207 603 3355
London Lodge Hotel	134-136 Lexham Gardens W8	0207 244 8444
London Marriot Hotel	Grosvenor Square W1	0207 493 1232
London Mews Hilton	Stanhope Row Park Lane W1	0207 493 7222
Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park	66 Knightsbridge SW1	0207 235 2000
Mandeville Hotel	8-12 Mandeville Place W1	0207 935 5599
Marble Arch Marriot	134 George Street W1	0207 723 1277
Mayfair Inter-continental	Stratton Street W1	0207 629 7777
Mostyn Hotel	4 Bryanston Street W1	0207 935 2361
Plaza On Hyde Park Hotel	Lancaster Gate W2	0207 262 5022
Radisson Kenilworth Hotel	Great Russell Street WC1	0207 637 3477
Radisson Mountbatten Hotel	20 Monmouth Street WC2	0207 836 4300
Rathbone Hotel	Rathbone Street W1	0207 636 2001
Regent Palace Hotel	Piccadilly Circus W1	0870 400 8703
Royal Lancaster Hotel	Lancaster Terrace W2	0207 262 6737
Royal Trafalgar Thistle Hotel	Whitcomb Street WC2	0207 930 4477
Sheraton Park Tower	101 Knightsbridge SW1	0207 235 8050
Sherlock Holmes Hotel	108 Baker Street W1	0207 486 6161
Sloane Square Moat House	Sloane Square SW1	0207 896 9988
St George's Hotel	Langham Place Regent Street W1	0207 580 0111
St Giles Hotel	Bedford Avenue WC1	0207 300 3000
Stafford Hotel	16 St James's Place SW1	0207 493 0111
Swallow International Hotel	147 Cromwell Road SW5	0207 370 4200
The Beaufort Hotel	33 Beaufort Gardens SW3	0207 584 5252
The Berkeley Hotel	Wilton Place SW1	0207 235 6000
The Berners Hotel	10 Berners Street W1	0207 666 2000
The Cadogan Hotel	75 Sloane Street SW1	0207 235 7141
The Chesterfield Hotel	35 Charles Street W1	0207 491 2622
The Copthorne Tara Hotel	Wrights Lane W8	0207 937 7211
The Dolphin Square Hotel	Rodney House Dolphin Square Pimlico SW1	0207 834 3800
The Four Seasons Hotel	Hamilton Place Park Lane W1	0207 499 0888
The Goring Hotel	15 Beeston Place Grosvenor Gardens SW1	0207 396 9000
The Grosvenor Thistle Hotel	101 Buckingham Palace Road SW1	0207 834 9494
The Halcyon Hotel	81 Holland Park W11	0207 727 7288
The Holiday Inn Victoria	2 Bridge Place SW1	0207 834 8123
The Landmark	222 Marylebone Road NW1	0207 631 8000
The Lanesborough Hotel	1 Lanesborough Place Hyde Park Corner SW1	0207 259 5599
The Langham Court Hotel	31-35 Langham Street W1	0207 436 6622
The Langham Hilton	1 Portland Place W1	0207 836 1000
The Leonard	15 Seymour Street W1	0207 935 2010
The Lowndes Hotel	21 Lowndes Street SW1	0207 823 1234
The Meridien Hotel	21 Piccadilly W1	0207 734 8000
The Metropolitan Hotel	Old Park Lane W1	0207 447 1000
The Montague	12-20 Montague Street Bloomsbury WC1	0207 637 1001
The Pelham Hotel	15 Cromwell Place SW7	0207 589 8288
The Rembrandt Hotel	11 Thurloe Place SW7	0207 589 8100
The Ritz Hotel	Piccadilly W1	0207 493 8181
The Royal Garden Hotel	2-24 Kensington High Street W8	0207 937 8000
The Royal Westminster Thistle Hotel	49 Buckingham Palace Road SW1	0207 834 1821
The Rubens Hotel	39-41 Buckingham Palace Road SW1	0207 834 6600
The Selfridge Hotel	Orchard Street W1	0207 408 2080
The Sheraton Belgravia Hotel	20 Chesham Place SW1	0207 235 6040
The Strand Palace Hotel	372 The Strand WC2	0870 400 8702
The Westbury	Bond Street W1	0207 629 7755
Tower Thistle Hotel	St Katharines Way E1	0207 481 2575
Whites Thistle Hotel	90-92 Lancaster Gate W2	0207 262 2711

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