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    A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

    Q: What is the one thing that all men at Singles Bars have in common ?       A: They're married !

    A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
    When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day.
    "What for ?!" he snapped at the judge.
    His honour, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!"
    Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented:  "That's all right. You don't have to pay now."
    The young man replied, "I know. But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."

    LONDON HOTEL & MUSEUMS

    MUSEUMS  IN  LONDON

    BANK OF ENGLAND MUSEUM Bartholomew Lane EC2 0207 601 5545
    BRITISH MUSEUM Great Russell Street WC1 0207 323 8000
    BUCKINGHAM PALACE Buckingham Palace SW1 0207 321 2233
    NATIONAL GALLERY Trafalgar Square WC2 0207 747 2885
    NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM Cromwell Road SW7 0207 942 5000
    SCIENCE MUSEUM Exhibition Road SW7 0207 942 4000
    VICTORIA & ALBERT MUSEUM Cromwell Road SW7 0207 942 2000

    HOTELS  IN  LONDON

    Athenaeum Hotel 116 Piccadilly  W1 0207 499 3464
    Baileys Hotel 140 Gloucester Road SW7 0207 373 6000
    Basil Street Hotel 8 Basil Street SW3 0207 581 3311
    Blakes Hotel 33 Roland Gardens SW7 0207 370 6701
    Blooms Hotel 7 Montague Street WC1 0207 323 1717
    Bonnington Hotel 92 Southampton Row WC1 0207 242 2828
    Capital Hotel 22 Basil Street SW3 0207 589 5171
    Central Park 49 Queensborough Terrace W2 0207 229 2424
    Charing Cross Hotel The Strand WC2 0207 839 7282
    Churchill Inter-continental  30 Portman Square W1 0207 486 5800
    Claridge's Brook Street Mayfair W1 0207 629 8860
    Conrad Hotel Chelsea Harbour SW10 0207 823 3000
    Cumberland Hotel Great Cumberland Place W1 0207 262 1234
    Dorchester Hotel 53 Park Lane W1 0207 629 8888
    Drury Lane Moat House 10 Drury Lane WC2 0207 208 9988
    Dukes Hotel 35 St James's Place SW1 0207 491 4840
    Euston Plaza Hotel 17-18 Upper Woburn Place WC1 0207 383 4105
    Forty Seven Park Street Hotel 47 Park Street W1 0207 491 7282
    Hilton National Olympia Hotel 380 Kensington High Street W14 0207 603 3333
    Holiday Inn Kings Cross 1 Kings Cross Road WC1 0207 833 3900
    Holiday Inn Mayfair Hotel 3 Berkeley Street W1 0207 493 8282
    Hotel Inter-continental 1 Hamilton Place Hyde Park Corner W1 0207 409 3131
    Hotel Russell Russell Square WC1 0207 837 6479
    Hyatt Carlton Tower Hotel Cadogan Place SW1 0207 235 1234
    London Hilton On Park Lane 22 Park Lane W1 0207 493 8000
    London Kensington Hilton 179-199 Holland Park Avenue W11 0207 603 3355
    London Lodge Hotel 134-136 Lexham Gardens W8 0207 244 8444
    London Marriot Hotel Grosvenor Square W1 0207 493 1232
    London Mews Hilton Stanhope Row Park Lane W1 0207 493 7222
    Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park 66 Knightsbridge SW1 0207 235 2000
    Mandeville Hotel 8-12 Mandeville Place W1 0207 935 5599
    Marble Arch Marriot 134 George Street W1 0207 723 1277 
    Mayfair Inter-continental Stratton Street W1 0207 629 7777
    Mostyn Hotel 4 Bryanston Street W1 0207 935 2361
    Plaza On Hyde Park Hotel Lancaster Gate W2 0207 262 5022
    Radisson Kenilworth Hotel Great Russell Street WC1 0207 637 3477
    Radisson Mountbatten Hotel 20 Monmouth Street WC2 0207 836 4300
    Rathbone Hotel Rathbone Street W1 0207 636 2001
    Regent Palace Hotel Piccadilly Circus W1 0870 400 8703 
    Royal Lancaster Hotel Lancaster Terrace W2 0207 262 6737
    Royal Trafalgar Thistle Hotel Whitcomb Street WC2 0207 930 4477
    Sheraton Park Tower 101 Knightsbridge SW1 0207 235 8050
    Sherlock Holmes Hotel 108 Baker Street W1 0207 486 6161
    Sloane Square Moat House Sloane Square SW1 0207 896 9988
    St George's Hotel Langham Place Regent Street W1 0207 580 0111
    St Giles Hotel Bedford Avenue WC1 0207 300 3000
    Stafford Hotel 16 St James's Place SW1 0207 493 0111
    Swallow International Hotel 147 Cromwell Road SW5 0207 370 4200
    The Beaufort Hotel 33 Beaufort Gardens SW3 0207 584 5252
    The Berkeley Hotel Wilton Place SW1 0207 235 6000
    The Berners Hotel 10 Berners Street W1 0207 666 2000
    The Cadogan Hotel 75 Sloane Street SW1 0207 235 7141
    The Chesterfield Hotel 35 Charles Street W1 0207 491 2622
    The Copthorne Tara Hotel Wrights Lane W8 0207 937 7211
    The Dolphin Square Hotel Rodney House Dolphin Square Pimlico SW1 0207 834 3800
    The Four Seasons Hotel Hamilton Place Park Lane W1 0207 499 0888
    The Goring Hotel 15 Beeston Place Grosvenor Gardens SW1 0207 396 9000
    The Grosvenor Thistle Hotel 101 Buckingham Palace Road SW1 0207 834 9494
    The Halcyon Hotel 81 Holland Park W11 0207 727 7288
    The Holiday Inn Victoria 2 Bridge Place SW1 0207 834 8123
    The Landmark 222 Marylebone Road NW1 0207 631 8000
    The Lanesborough Hotel 1 Lanesborough Place Hyde Park Corner SW1 0207 259 5599
    The Langham Court Hotel 31-35 Langham Street W1 0207 436 6622
    The Langham Hilton 1 Portland Place W1 0207 836 1000
    The Leonard 15 Seymour Street W1 0207 935 2010
    The Lowndes Hotel 21 Lowndes Street SW1 0207 823 1234
    The Meridien Hotel 21 Piccadilly W1 0207 734 8000
    The Metropolitan Hotel Old Park Lane W1 0207 447 1000
    The Montague 12-20 Montague Street Bloomsbury WC1 0207 637 1001
    The Pelham Hotel 15 Cromwell Place SW7 0207 589 8288
    The Rembrandt Hotel 11 Thurloe Place SW7 0207 589 8100
    The Ritz Hotel Piccadilly W1 0207 493 8181
    The Royal Garden Hotel 2-24 Kensington High Street W8 0207 937 8000
    The Royal Westminster Thistle Hotel 49 Buckingham Palace Road SW1 0207 834 1821
    The Rubens Hotel 39-41 Buckingham Palace Road SW1 0207 834 6600 
    The Selfridge Hotel Orchard Street W1 0207 408 2080
    The Sheraton Belgravia Hotel 20 Chesham Place SW1 0207 235 6040
    The Strand Palace Hotel 372 The Strand WC2 0870 400 8702
    The Westbury Bond Street W1 0207 629 7755
    Tower Thistle Hotel St Katharines Way E1 0207 481 2575
    Whites Thistle Hotel 90-92 Lancaster Gate W2 0207 262 2711

     

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